MS MuSings
Monthly Online Magazine
By and For Those with MS,
Multiple Sclerosis
February, 2006
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MS MuSings Monthly Online Magazine By and For Those with MS, Multiple Sclerosis February, 2006 |
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from Tripodd (Author and Source Unknown) Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answers: They are the only ones who have the time. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal. Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth. Question: What is a retirees definition of "Getting Lucky"? Answer: Means they found their car in Walmart parking lot! Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can relate to some of them!
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