MS MuSings
Monthly Online Magazine
By and For those living with MS,
Multiple Sclerosis
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Monthly Online Magazine By and For those living with MS, Multiple Sclerosis
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From Jay Juliano From Jay: Also, I wish to add the following questions from SAT tests given in Arkansas, to 16 y.o. students. Q: Name the four seasons? A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink? A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What is a planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and never abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get inter- continental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in a cow. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U. Q: What is the Fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman Emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport. Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. Q: What does the word "benign" mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Q: What is turbine? A: Something an Arab wears on his head. Q: What is a Hindu? A: It lays eggs. Thank you and have a great summer.......see ya. Jay Juliano Reach Jay to comment: J.C.Juliano@att.net |
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