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From Em
(source/author unknown)
JUST A MOM?

A woman,
renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk 's
office,
was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation.
She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself.
'What I mean is, ' explained the recorder,
'do you have a job or are you just a ...?'
'Of course I have a job,' snapped the woman.
'I'm a Mom.'
'We don't list 'Mom' as an occupation,
'housewife' covers it,'
Said the recorder emphatically.
I forgot all
about her story until one day I found myself
in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall.
The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised,
efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like,
'Official Interrogator' or 'Town Registrar.'
'What is your occupation?' she probed.
What made me say it? I do not know.
The words simply popped out.
'I'm a Research Associate in the field of
Child Development and Human Relations.'
The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair and
looked up as though she had not heard right.
I repeated the title, slowly emphasizing the most
significant words.
Then I stared with wonder as my pronouncement was
written,
in bold, black ink on the official questionnaire.
'Might I ask,' said the clerk with new interest,
'just what you do in your field?'
Coolly, without any trace of fluster in my voice,
I heard myself reply,
'I have a continuing program of research,
(what mother doesn't)
In the laboratory and in the field,
(normally I would have said indoors and out).
I'm working for my Masters, (first the Lord and then the
whole family)
and already have four credits (all daughters).
Of course, the job is one of the most demanding in the
humanities,
(any mother care to disagree?)
and I often work 14 hours a day, (24 is more like it).
But the job is more challenging than most
run-of-the-mill careers
and the rewards are more of a satisfaction rather than
just money.'
There was an increasing note of respect in the clerk's
voice as she
complete d the form, stood up, and personally ushered me
to the door.
As I drove into our driveway, buoyed up by my glamorous
new career,
I was greeted by my lab assistants -- ages 13, 7, and 3.
Upstairs I could hear our new experimental model,
(a 6 month old baby) in the child development program,
testing out a new vocal pattern
I felt I had scored a beat on bureaucracy!
And I had gone on the official records as someone more
distinguished and indispensable to mankind than 'just
another Mom.'
Motherhood!
What a glorious career!
Especially when there's a title on the door.

Does this make
grandmothers
'Senior Research associates in the field of Child
Development and Human Relations'
And
great grandmothers
'Executive Senior Research Associates?'
I think so!!!
I also think it makes
Aunts
'Associate Research Assistants.'

Please send this to another Mom,
Grandmother,
Aunt,
And other friends you know.
May your troubles be less,
Your blessings be more,
And nothing but happiness come through your door!
Reach Em through the magazine to comment
(she's Car's daughter):
carreynolds0291@sbcglobal.net
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