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I didn't know Julie Andrews was only 4 years
older than me; where was she when I was young, or where was I ?
*^&$#)* Oh Well, guess I missed out again!
Julie Andrews
Turns 69, this is hysterical
To commemorate her
birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance
at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.
One of the musical
numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary
movie "Sound Of Music". Here are the lyrics she used:
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(Sing It!)
- If you sing
it, its especially hysterical!! !
Maalox and nose drops and needles for
knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cadillacs and cataracts ,and hearing aids
and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.
Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.
When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
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(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation
from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.
Please share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humor with others who would
appreciate it.
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