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MS MuSings a Monthly Online Magazine By and For Those with MS, Multiple Sclerosis May 2008, Issue 104 |
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From Dave the PalletMaster (unknown source)
The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This
virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into
contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE).
Take
the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.
If you
do not have five friends, you have already been infected and
WORK is controlling your life. |