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SEI Presents
By Strat (Sarkis A Slyman)

Playing this page: Takin' Care of Business

SEI Presents

From The Infamous StratAir Corp., Which Is SEI’s

First and Greatest Subsidiary Comes

The SEI Avenger 1

By Sarkis A Slyman

(Strat)

 

As probably almost every person is aware of, StratAir offers the only nonstop coast-to-coast plane ride that only cost approximately $150. We did not include the over 40,000 unexpected crashes that will surely occur personal rule thebecause they actually are unexpected; everything depends on how many rubber bands are used on any given flight and how long it takes for each of them to unwind as this is the only source we use to turn our propellers.

Anyway, approximately around the end of February Doris took me out for an afternoon that among other things consisted of going to a nearby park to eat lunch and watch the ducks swimming in the lake. While eating lunch I observed a dad and son each driving a remote control automobile. The dad was driving his car across the only street in this park. The car came out of nowhere and went right in front of an oncoming real automobile. The dad yelled at the driver to watch where he was going and the driver of the real automobile yelled back at the father that he should not have his remote control car zoom out between parked cars and crossing a street. This little incident caused my mind to immediately begin its frantic and ceaseless journey into developing this; my most Ingenious idea to date.

For mostly the men I give you my latest idea -- The SEI Avenger 1. This idea is for a model airplane that will actually fly and do a whole bunch more. I actually looked up and studied all of the specs for one of Cessna’s single propeller airplanes and am using its dimensions for building my prototype. I am also planning on talking to Boeing’s military fighter division as well as a few other companies. Here is my concept. I want to keep my remote control plane under the cost of $5,000. Now that sounds like quite a lot but before you pass judgment on me please hear me out. Especially you men because I’m sure after my presentation you will be drooling at the chance to one way or another purchase one when they become available.

I want you to now envision the following scenario. A man with a remote control automobile are even a kid is carelessly and annoyingly driving it around. Unnoticed by him is the that approximately 750 feet above and about a quarter mile away your flying an SEI Avenger 1. The model airplane that you’re controlling is only about 30 inches long but it is what it do is what makes it worth $5,000. On the plane is mounted a miniature camera that spots that silly car. The plane carries three miniature gyroscopes plus a rocket on each wing that is also carrying a small camera and a GPS navigation system which is accurate within 2 inches. To keep the missiles as light as possible each one carries a single M80 firecracker which explodes instantly on impact. In case you are unaware, just one of these firecrackers carries one heck of your explosive power and a little remote control car is definitely no match for the damage that will occur.

On spotting this car you’ll immediately go into attack mode. Being a safe distance away from the other persons eye sight you fire off one of the missiles. Remember during the first war on Iraq when we got to watch firsthand a missile flying right into a window? Think of the excitement you will surely receive as you watch an onboard missile camera as it accurately speeds toward its target; that little pesky remote control car.

As the cars guider is playing around imagine his sudden shock when his car suddenly and without warning blows up! You’re airplane is too far away and too high to be seen and it is already flying away to a safe landing site with Mission accomplished. But if by some slim chance you were unable to accomplish your mission you still have another missile ready to go. but the items are you were successful and you can either land your airplane or pursue another target.

With all your plane can do isn’t it worth a measly $5,000? You might be wondering just how SEI will be able to offer this for such a low price. As I see it, once every company involved sees the potential that lies before them they will do everything possible to make this a reality. I’m even considering the thought of a model remote-controlled submarine with torpedoes having the same explosive power. Think of all those remote control boats you could have fun suddenly blowing up. Isn’t that wonderful!

Designed by SEI, Mattel, Boeing, the Black Cat firecracker company, and everyone else responsible to make this a dream come true. I hope to have this most glamorous and prestigious adventure on store shelves within the next 24 months.

If you would like to become a major Investor in this most prosperous business opportunity send me an e-mail and I will discuss this in greater detail. In your e-mail please include the following to help you expedite things. A check made out to Cash signed by you in the amount of $2000, all of your credit cards with all of their numbers, the three digit number on the back, issuers name; i.e. MasterCard, American Express, etc. and the name just as it appears on the front of the card.

SEI -- always a step ahead of the competition and hopefully 10 steps ahead of all those nasty three letter government agencies attempting to imprison me. You know those agencies; FBI, CIA, IRS, FAA, FTC, BBB, and a multitude of others too numerous to even begin naming.

 

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